Gandhi buys your clothes, but you can’t wear them. Draysus buys your food, but you can’t eat it. Rasputin buys your furniture, but you can’t sit on it.
Follow these laws, and always obey the will of the Glasses. Deny the Monocle and his evil ways. Do not fall to his temptation. The Glasses are the way, the love and the life. May you live your life praising your Holy Saints. May you find enlightenment at the claws of the Gandhiraptor.
Follow these rules, or may you be smote by anger of our Lord the Glasses.
Gandhi is love, Gandhi is life, and the Glasses are eternal.